If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.

- Hemingway

French men make me sick, always have done. I'm degenerate, but they are dirty with it. Not only in the physical sense either, they have greasy minds. Other foreigners may have garlic on their breath, but the frogs have it on their thoughts as well.

- Flashman

Monday 4 October 2010

France's 'Biggest' Celebrity

As I walked into the Doctor this morning, some hairy bloke called Sebastien something got out his car. To get from the car park to the training ground you have to cross quite a busy road, only possible when the cars have stopped at the lights. So me and this man-beast were awkwardly standing together as cars flew by, correction- as they slowed down, stuck their phones out the window to take photos and shouted “Chabaaaaaaaaal”. As we were crossing in front of one stopped car, the driver looked up, got the fright of his life and immediately went to grab his camera to get his snap.

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