If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.

- Hemingway

French men make me sick, always have done. I'm degenerate, but they are dirty with it. Not only in the physical sense either, they have greasy minds. Other foreigners may have garlic on their breath, but the frogs have it on their thoughts as well.

- Flashman

Thursday 19 August 2010

Passing The Time...

It’s been a fairly standard evening so far: an example of haute cuisine in my 2 burgers, gnocchi, parmesan, lots of ketchup and then some vanilla ice cream accompanied by the highly irritating Stan Grant of CNN...but one momentous occasion worthy of mention is my reaching 200 games of solitaire on my laptop! My statistics are as follows:

200 games

7 wins

3% win percentage

I’m not sure which is worse, the fact that I’ve played 200 games or that I’ve only won 7...Either way, an incredibly sorry state of affairs, but such is the life of the injured player. The words ‘This counts as a loss in your statistics’ are a feature of my day.

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